Sydney hates my small dick and my tiny load  |  (Random)

Your date with Sydney did not go as expected and she makes it clear that there is no way she would ever fuck you. Your face is cute, but you are a scumbag asshole, so forget it. Maybe if your dick is big, you would have reason to be such a jerk. When you show Sydney what you have, she laughs at your lack of size. Can you even cum? Well, start rubbing it and see what happens, but there will be no second date with Sydney. She allows you to see her tiny tits and her pussy for inspiration. When she spreads her pussy lips nice and wide, she demonstrates that there is absolutely no possible way that your little prick could ever satisfy her. This is all very disappointing because Sydney had been hoping to get laid tonight. Well, she will get laid later, but it will not be by you, that is for sure. When she shows off her pretty ass to you, you curse your little dick. Sydney wouldn't even let you have her ass with your tiny penis. For a brief while, she was going to let you cum on her, but after rethinking things, she has determined that you will simply have to cum into your own hand instead. Go ahead. Cum in your hand. Yes, just like that. Oh, even your cum load is a disappointment to Sydney. Please be sure to lose Sydney's phone number, loser.